Your perception is that I was rude, will you ban me too?I forgot to flush the toilet, that might be considered rude, will you ban me?I sneezed without covering my mouth. Is that a bannable offense?Does winning too much count as rude behavior? Asking for a friend.I accidentally called the dealer 'Mom'. How many years am I banned for?Is eye-rolling considered rude here? I have an eye condition!I folded pre-flop. Is that too aggressive? Should I expect a ban?My poker face is too good. Could they say it's intimidating. Ban incoming?I laughed at a bad beat. Is that grounds for exile?Does asking for a rulebook count as questioning authority?I tipped too little. Is that a bannable offense now?My lucky charm is too lucky. Can it be called unfair advantage. Ban?I celebrated my win too loudly. Apparently, that's rude?Will they say that my cologne is too strong. Is that really ban-worthy?I questioned a dealer's decision. Will I be labeled as 'difficult'?My shirt has a competitor's logo. Is that grounds for trespassing?I asked for a different seat. Will it be called 'disruptive behavior'?Apparently, my card protector is 'too distracting'. Ban incoming?I took too long to make a decision. Time ban, anyone?If they didn't like my political views. Is that a valid reason to ban?I sighed too loudly after losing a hand. Is that a noise violation?My lucky socks are 'unsightly'. Is that in the dress code?If I asked for a chip count. Would they say that I was 'slowing the game'. Ban?What if my victory dance is 'inappropriate'. Is joy banned here?I brought my own snacks. Is that considered smuggling contraband?My poker chip tricks are 'distracting'. Is skill a bannable offense?What if I suggested a rule change. Would I be a 'troublemaker'?My lucky hat is 'too tall'. Is that obstructing justice?I declined a cocktail. Am I insulting their hospitality?My phone vibrated. Is that electronic interference?I complimented another casino. Is that treason?My poker math is 'suspiciously good'. Is intelligence forbidden?What if I asked for a break. They might call it 'disrupting the flow'. Seriously?My lucky pen is 'potentially a weapon'. What am I, Jason Bourne?I shuffled my chips too loudly. Noise complaint incoming?My winning streak is 'statistically improbable'. Ban for being lucky?I offered advice to a new player. Is that 'collusion' now?My breathing is 'too intense'. Should I stop altogether?I tied my shoe at the table. Is that 'unhygienic behavior'?My water consumption is 'excessive'. Is staying hydrated forbidden?
rude
adj. & adv./ruːd/
Unmannerly, uncivil, impolite; offensively or deliberately discourteous. Of speech or an action.
Origin: a1325–
"You're a joke!" - said the casino waitress employee.
"'Rude Behavior'" : Playground Poker Club's Smokescreen for Silencing Dissent
Little did they know, this "joke" was about to expose a royal flush of corporate hypocrisy. When does speaking up become a silent ban? At Playground Poker, apparently, it's when you dare to question the status quo - even from afar.
In a twist that would make even the best poker faces crack, a ban materialized without any on-site incident. The plot thickens: my last interactions with Playground Poker Club were merely assertive phone calls with a poker manager, who adamantly refused to let me speak with any executives about concerns I had raised via email. "It's not possible to escalate above me," was the royal flush that shut down the conversation. The kicker? I only discovered this stealth ban on my next visit, confronted with vague notes citing "rude behavior." Meanwhile, promotional emails kept flooding my inbox, oblivious to my apparent persona non grata status. It seems in Playground Poker Club's playbook, firmly standing your ground is a silent offense, and 'customer service' is a game where they hold all the cards – and won't even let you see the dealer.
Buckle up for a wild ride through the neon-lit world of high stakes, low blows, and the fight for free speech. Join us as we unfold the high-stakes story of how one poker player's push for accountability led to an unexpected, unannounced ban. Is this a full house of justice or a bluff on basic decency? The cards are about to be revealed, and the house might not like its hand.
In their overzealous attempt to RUDEBAN a patron, Playground Poker hit the jackpot of irony – they've inadvertently self-excluded themselves from the realm of good hospitality. Looks like they've gone all-in on a bluff of 'customer service' and lost the pot to their own wild card of contradiction. Who knew being 'rude' could be such a mirror?
#Rudeban
Exposing how establishments like Playground Poker Club may suppress free speech through unfair policies and unilateral actions. We're standing against unjust censorship and retaliation in the world of poker and beyond.
But this hand isn't over, folks. What started as a personal bad beat has exposed a full house of systemic issues. Playground Poker Club's chip stack of opacity towers over the table, but we're not folding. It's time to shuffle the deck of power dynamics in the poker world. We're calling for a new deal where transparency is the ante, accountability is the big blind, and fair play extends beyond the felt. Are you ready to go all-in on player rights? Join our table as we raise the stakes, pushing for crystal-clear house rules and open channels of communication. Together, let's flip the script on this rigged game, proving that when patrons unite, we can beat the house at its own game of selective silence. It's time to show Playground Poker Club and others like them that in the high-stakes world of customer relations, the true high rollers are those who champion transparency and dare to speak up.
